ulmicubiquarian:

ah, so it’s the depths of the evil known as boredom that has lead yoU two to partake in these lUdicroUs ideas. and so it was yoUr idea, bUt he was jUst silly enoUgh to actUally do it! shoUld the boredom be to blame for this as well? i actUally think he may have done so if told regardless of the circUmstances.
jUst make sUre yoU aren’t injUred in yoUr search for an activity to occUpy yoUr time! 

well, simply, other yoUs. i can’t find anything else to say on the matter other than the obvioUs. they were all pleasant to speak to, so don’t let me worry yoU with the possibility of me thinking negatively of yoU. 
i was more or less going off what i had heard from others when i said it oUght to be a ride.
yoU soUnd fUn. ~_u

yea boredom mostly also i just like usin up all a umbs resources and makin him hurt himself 
no his owwn fuckin stupidity is to blame for him actually doin it hes just a fuckin moron

both a us wwill probably get hurt wwell referrin retroactivvely yea wwe both got hurt but its ok

wwhat other mes do you knoww im pretty wwell vversed wwith eridans around these parts 
im the best though thats a fuckin givven 

k6rk9t replied your post k6rk9t replied your post third day a refuge in umb city

When you got lost in the forest.

oh god i did do that

ulmicubiquarian:

where do these absUrd ideas come from? the soUrce is barmy, if yoU ask me. really, riding a wooden steak down a flight of stairs. i can’t think of one thing that coUld possibly give someone the thoUght. 

and yes! yoU are correct. Umbra, as per UsUal. 
it is always splendid to meet another iteration of yoU. becoming aqUainted with yoU oUght to be a ride. 

wwell ok i can fuckin explain its actually a lot less stupid than that 

wwevve been usin umbs alchemiter to combine random shit since his hivve is kinda on lockdowwn and im stuck here so wwevve basically been goin back and forth makin ludicrous hodgepodges a monstrosities outta random objects 

i suggested wwe make a skateboard made outta steaks so it could be a steakboard so wwe combined those things but it just gavve us a fuckin slab a wwood that looked like meat 

so then i told him to ride it dowwn the stairs and he did 

wwhat is that supposed to mean wwhat kinda mes do you already knoww 

knowingoverseer:

alright, ready for qUesting :U
bro if yoU’re coming with Us Umm. hmm. yeah i gUess i shoUld probably give yoU yoUr gUn back. maybe.

k6rk9t replied your post third day a refuge in umb city

Dont eat your pants again, theyre still not edible.

oh god did i do that once

third day a refuge in umb city

lifes been rough im startin to wwonder if theres goin to be any sign a light in the future

im so cold 

wwalls are all startin to look the same its like a labyrinth a all my darkest fears projected onto a really shitty wwall that probably could use a wwash to be perfectly honest

im startin to havve gross hallucinations a human sesame street characters flyin around the hivve

i made a steak jet pack

ulmicubiquarian:

i’m afraid i became too caUght in my own shenanigans to notice yoUr retUrned follow, which i thank yoU for! i have heard qUite a bit aboUt yoU. 
well, at least i’m sUre it has been enoUgh to be considered a bit. a wee bit, bUt an interesting bit! :U

i sUrmise yoU probably already know of this recommendation, which seemed to mostly be a pointing of fingers, if anything.  

yea i saww umb blamin me for shit that wwas mostly his idea so i figured id set the record straight

not that most a your type usually need testifyin that umbs are fuckin morons caught up in their owwn shit most a the time

im eridan im assumin you go by some sorta Umb vvariation

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neverendingpuzzlemurders:

TRY TO KICK ME WITH GuN SHOES AND I’LL BITE YOuR PuNY LITTLE TROLL LEG OFF.

trolls are poisonous you should knoww that