I LICK TOMATOES ALL DAY EVERY DAY. I GO OuT INTO THE GARDENS. PICK TOMATOES OFF THE VINE. AND BITE DIRECTLY INTO THE JuICY FRuITS. SuCKING uP EVERY BIT OF JuICE THAT MAY DRIBBLE ON MY CHIN. I AM MAKING TOMATO SAuCE. IT SMELLS GREAT. I LIFT THE LID AND THE STEAM RISES, INHALING IT DEEPLY. IT FILLS MY SOuL. ENRICHING MY BODY AND LIFTING ME TO THE HEAVENS. DRINKING THE LEFTOVER SAuCE FROM THE JAR ITSELF. I LOVE TOMATOES.
THE GODS KNOW WHAT YOu'VE DONE.
imagine forgetting what a dog was and then seeing one
I DON’T KNOW, MAN. AT FIRST I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKIN WITH DAN AND I MEANT TO STICK AROUND AND FIND OUT BUT I DROPPED LIKE A SACK OF BRICKS.
no i just came back here and found out she snagged my url for no reason
> WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE. You were brimmed to edge with excitement in all honesty, only Jade had ever agreed to do any sort of shooting activity with you and you’d always dreamed for a hunting trip. But you force yourself to calm down, despite the grin still wide on your face as you prepared a torch. You too try and boost your cool level. You don’t want him thinking you’re some dork.
"Me too! Er, meaning I can certainly keep up with you wherever we walk, we could walk all the way to trees… different trees! If you were up to it!”
> Well you tried.
"Gazooks! Heavens no, I have loads of ideas to keep us busy on the way! Like this fascinating game my gran taught me when I was babbling to her while she was collecting dirt samples. It’s called Simon Says."
> Both of you, really, look like quite the pair of total dorks trying to be cool. Total dorks with guns, that is, and one’s missing a hand. That is badass, you are badass dorks. Jake mentions the fascinating presence of different trees and your mind reels with all sorts of things that could mean.
"I may as wwell see as many strange earth jungle trees as I can wwhile I’m here and shit, so yeah. Sure thing."
> While you talk, you can’t help but mess with your gunhand a bit. Miming a few shots at various trees and plantlife, you smirk. This thing was so cool.
"Okay, okay- a game, I can do a game. Tell me howw to play."
IT’S A BEAUTIFUL TAG, I LIKE IT TOO.
ALSO?? WHAT WAS UP WITH YOUR URL LAST (I THINK LAST? ) EVENIN?
fuckin ter did it wwhat do you think